Culture San Franciso Chronicle Writer Begs Greta Gerwig to Not Make an Insurrection Movie; Clearly Hasn’t Seen a Greta Gerwig Film Ever by Mandatory Editors
Fun Daughter Outs Mom For Capitol Riots, And You Thought Last Christmas Was Awkward by Mandatory Editors
Life Hacks The Mandatory Easy-Does-It Guide to Working During Terrorist Attacks From Home During a Global Pandemic by Mandatory Editors
Fun Battle of the Sexes: MAGA Bros Are Using Dating Apps to Brag About Capitol Riot Involvement (And Women Are Turning Them in) by Mandatory Editors
Fun Capitol Rioter ‘QAnon Shaman’ Refuses to Eat Non-Organic Jailhouse Food (Who’s the Special Snowflake Now?) by Mandatory Editors
Fun Capitol Rioter Outed to FBI by Ex-Wife (The Zip Ties Must Have Given Him Away) by Mandatory Editors
Fun Flight Attendant Union Working to Ban Capitol Rioters From Their Flights Home, Surely Buddy Don Can Pick Them Up on His Way Out of Town by Mandatory Editors
Fun Cleveland Man Raises $10K to Tap Dance on MAGA Neighbor’s Ceiling, Donating Proceeds to ACLU by Mandatory Editors
