Fun Capitol Prostester Rubbing Eyes With Onion Is Either a Crybaby or a Resourceful Rioter (You Be the Judge) by Mandatory Editors
Fun MAGA Man Arrested For Breathing on People in Front of Trump Golf Club, No Word Yet on Whether the Man Was Trump or Rudy by Christopher Osburn
Fun Meanwhile in Florida: Drunk Man Steals Bulldozer to Knock Down Biden-Harris Signs, Not Exactly Stealth by Mandatory Editors
Life Hacks Honest Advice: How to Date a Trump Supporter Without Losing That Loving Feeling by Ken Franklin
