Food & Drink Eating Nuts Makes Sperm More Robust, Study Says (So That’s Why Mr. Peanut Is So Cocky) by Mandatory Editors
Food & Drink Cinnamon Might Be the Secret to Better Boners, Study Says Spice Makes You Ho Ho Horny by Mandatory Editors
Food & Drink Pepperidge Farm Warns of Cookie Shortage Because Goddammit, 2020! Santa, Do Something! by Mandatory Editors
Food & Drink Eating Chili Peppers Might Elongate Your Life, Study Says No! Not Those Peppers! by Mandatory Editors
Fun Meanwhile in Florida: Millennials Are More Broke Here Than Anywhere Else in US, Study Finds That Ironic Considering They Refuse to Stay Home by Mandatory Editors
Fun Mandatory Charts: Matt Shirley Shares Hilariously Perfect Seating Chart For COVID Thanksgiving by Mandatory Editors
Living Erection Week: PornHub Reveals the Most-Searched Terms by State While Americans Waited For Election Results by Mandatory Editors
Food & Drink Food Fight: Couples Are Breaking Up Over What to Eat For Dinner, Study Says It’s a Dish Best Served COVID by Mandatory Editors
Living No Nut November Ironically Teaches Us the Importance of Routine Masturbation (And What Happens When You Don’t) by Mandatory Editors
Fun Friends Cutting Each Other Out Over Social Distancing, Study Finds the Perfect Excuse to Ditch People Who Suck by Mandatory Editors
