Fun Capitol Rioter ‘QAnon Shaman’ Refuses to Eat Non-Organic Jailhouse Food (Who’s the Special Snowflake Now?) by Mandatory Editors
Fun Melania Trump Awakes From Living Nightmare to Plead ‘Stop the Violence’ Days After Violence Ended by Mandatory Editors
Fun Members of Congress at Capitol Hill Just Told to Get Under Their Desks, This Is a Racist Coup Drill by Mandatory Editors
Fun The Funniest Tweets About the Next Round of Stimulus Checks (If They’re Ever Coming) by Mandatory Editors
Fun Spoiled Brains of Rudy Giuliani Appear to Melt the More Lies He Tells, Leaving His Ears During Tall-Tale Press Conference by Nick Perkins
Fun Republicans Have More Sex Than Democrats, But It’s an Anti-Climactic Crisis (With Less Than Enough Birth Control) by Mandatory Editors
Culture Meanwhile in Florida: LeBron James Helping 700K Ex-Felons to Vote as Trump Cancels Jacksonville Speech (Go Florida! For Once) by Mandatory Editors
Fun Trump Plastic Straws Give Supporters Two Birds-One Chance to Pledge Allegiance and Destroy Oceans by Mandatory Editors
Fun Go Beto: Americans Learn Value of a Dollar, Willing to Give All of Them for New President by John Grimley
