Fun Battle of the Sexes: MAGA Bros Are Using Dating Apps to Brag About Capitol Riot Involvement (And Women Are Turning Them in) by Mandatory Editors
Fun Capitol Rioter Outed to FBI by Ex-Wife (The Zip Ties Must Have Given Him Away) by Mandatory Editors
Fun Capitol Prostester Rubbing Eyes With Onion Is Either a Crybaby or a Resourceful Rioter (You Be the Judge) by Mandatory Editors
Fun Flight Attendant Union Working to Ban Capitol Rioters From Their Flights Home, Surely Buddy Don Can Pick Them Up on His Way Out of Town by Mandatory Editors
Fun Covidiot Kirk Cameron Hosts Super-Spreader Christmas Carol Protests in California, Twitter Sounds Off by Mandatory Editors
Sports Kenny Smith Walks Out on TNT Broadcast in Solidarity For Jacob Blake, But Also Tired of Sitting Next to Charles Barkley All Day by Jeff Kronenfeld
Fun Meanwhile in Florida: Gym Protesters Pump Outside in Solidarity, Not Realizing They’re Getting the Same Workout Anyway by Mandatory Editors
