Fun Daughter Outs Mom For Capitol Riots, And You Thought Last Christmas Was Awkward by Mandatory Editors
Fun Vermont House For Sale Features Jail Cells, Perfect For Demented New Mom and Dad by Mandatory Editors
Fun Hackers Hold Penises Hostage by Taking Control of Internet-Connected Chastity Cages by Mandatory Editors
Fun Capitol Rioter ‘QAnon Shaman’ Refuses to Eat Non-Organic Jailhouse Food (Who’s the Special Snowflake Now?) by Mandatory Editors
Fun Capitol Rioter Outed to FBI by Ex-Wife (The Zip Ties Must Have Given Him Away) by Mandatory Editors
Fun Meanwhile in Unfortunate Events: British Burglars Get Caught After Butt-Dialing Police, So Close Guys by Mandatory Editors
Fun Naughty Nurse Has Sex With COVID-19 Positive Patient in Dirtiest Place Imaginable by Mandatory Editors
Fun Boyfriend of the Year: Man Who Couldn’t Swim Rode Jet Ski Across Irish Sea to Visit Girlfriend (And Went to Jail For It) by Mandatory Editors
Fun Meanwhile in California: Cops Dressed as Santa and Elf Apprehend Car Jackers by Mandatory Editors
