Fun Meanwhile in Florida: Man Thaws Thanksgiving Turkey in Backyard Pool, Secret Ingredient Is Chlorine (And Maybe a Dash of Covid) by Nick Perkins
Fun Meanwhile In Florida: Man Catches 1000-Pound Gator, Claims It ‘Stalked’ Him For Years (Sounds Like Rip-Off of ‘Happy Gilmore’) by Mandatory Editors
Fun Meanwhile in Florida: Man Faints in Heat, Firefighters Finish Mowing His Lawn (Hopefully Helped Themselves to a Cold Beer and Made Out With His Wife, Too) by Christopher Osburn
Fun Three-Legged Bear Caught on Camera Stealing Diet Coke From Garage, Can’t Taste the Feeling by Christopher Osburn
Fun Meanwhile in Florida: Man Arrested For Fake Pizza Orders, Cheesy Prank Still Reigns Supreme by Christopher Osburn
Fun Meanwhile in Florida: Man Hits Disney Employee Over Face Mask, Mickey Says See You in Magical Prison by Christopher Osburn
Fun Meanwhile in Florida: Police Arrest 8-Year-Old Boy for Behavioral Issues, Since Adults in Florida Are Doing So Well by Nick Perkins
Fun Meanwhile in Florida: Man Holds Onto Moving Semi for Dear Life, Perfect Metaphor for 2020 by Nick Perkins
Culture Meanwhile in Florida: Bear Responsibly Takes Out the Trash Can, Treats Himself at the End by Christopher Osburn
Fun Meanwhile in Florida…Woman Sues for Paternity Test on Goats (But Not for the Reason You Think) by Nick Perkins
