Fun Flight Attendant Union Working to Ban Capitol Rioters From Their Flights Home, Surely Buddy Don Can Pick Them Up on His Way Out of Town by Mandatory Editors
Food & Drink Beer Brand Wants to Send You on a ‘Flight to Nowhere,’ All You Have to Do Is Oversleep, Get Lost, Contract COVID and Go Home by Christopher Osburn
Fun Airlines Have Canceled In-Flight Alcohol, There Goes Our Only Motivation For Flying by Mandatory Editors
Inspire Mandatory Good News: NYC Hospital Staff Gets Free Vacations as Thank-You Gift For Coronavirus Work by Mandatory Editors
Fun Weird News: TSA Finds ‘Like 20 Bags’ of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos in Woman’s Luggage, Claims It’s Not Easy Being Cheesy by Nick Perkins
Fun Woman Brings Emotional Support Pony on Flight, Gives Everybody Else in Airport Anxiety by Ken Franklin
Living Hypersonic 90-Minute Jet From NYC To London Goes From 0 To Airsickness In Seconds Flat by Ken Franklin
