The Mandatory Gentleman’s Guide to Being a Better Drunk in 2021 (Starting With Your Boozebreath and Drunk Texting)

The new year is a time for resolutions, for self-improvement promises made with the best of intentions. But we all know how resolutions turn out. They’re either disregarded, forgotten, or imperfectly implemented. So rather than tell you how to sober up in 2021, we’re going to help you be a better drunk. Because, let’s be honest, you aren’t going to stop drinking any time soon, and as long as you’re still a functioning adult (not to be confused with a functioning alcoholic), why should you? Take these tips to heart (and liver) and discover a whole new dimension to drinking in the new year.

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