Absolute Nut Job Grabs Woman And Throws Poop Down Her Shorts

You’re not alone if you’re beginning to lose faith in the human race. Take this dickhole, for example.

Here’s a nice young lady minding her own business and enjoying a late Monday afternoon walk on New York City’s Upper East Side when the dude sneaks up behind her, grabs her waist, shoves a bag of feces down her shorts, grabs her ass, and then just casually strolls off as he throws his rubber gloves into the street.


It’s unknown whether the crap in the bag came from the pervert himself or a dog, but to be honest, it doesn’t matter either way. A human being worthy of having a pulse on this planet doesn’t walk around shoving bags o’ shit down other people’s shorts.

Almost just as confusing is why this clown would feel the need to wear rubber gloves in the first place. I mean, if you’re walking around with bags of poop in your possession, odds are that keeping your hands clean isn’t high on your list of priorities.

h/t New York Post

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