If You Like Coffee And Blow Jobs Then You’ll Love The ‘Fellatio Cafe’

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Yeah, can you make sure the creamer in my cup of joe is the regular kind? Thanks.

According to the Daily Mail, a cafe coming to Geneva, Switzerland, by the end of the year has the balls to charge men around 60 bucks for a cup of coffee, but if you’re lucky, the prostitute that comes with it will tickle yours when she’s finished.

coffee and oral sex at the fellatio cafe
That’s right, kids. A “fellatio cafe” where men can enjoy a coffee or latte and a knob job while they drink it is going to be a real thing before 2016 comes to a close. Customers would order a coffee, sit down at the bar, order a girl from an iPad and then enjoy their Tuesday morning.

“In five or ten minutes, it’s all over,” a representative from Facegirl named Bradley Chavet said.

In a related story, I will no longer be getting coffee with my father during our annual trip to Switzerland.

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