The World’s Largest ‘Fart-In’ Is Being Planned For The DNC
In his classic film “Idiocracy,” Mike Judge thought it would take until the year 2505 before a movie featuring nothing but an ass farting for 90 minutes would win eight Oscars, including the one for best screenplay.
But it looks as though we won’t have to wait that long for political protests in the form of ripping ass.
According to Inquisitr, the head of the Poor People’s Economic Human Rights Campaign says her group is going to stage “the world’s largest fart-in” to protest the nomination of Hillary Clinton at the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia next month.
Cheri Honkala said the cheese-cutting ceremony will likely take place on July 28, the same night Clinton is expected to give her acceptance speech at the Wells Fargo Center.
“We will be holding a massive bean supper for Bernie Sanders delegates on American Street in my Kensington neighborhood on the afternoon of July 28,” Honkala said. “The Sanders delegates, their bellies full of beans, will be able to return to the Wells Fargo Center and greet the rhetorical flatulence of Hillary Clinton with the real thing.”
Honkala said Sanders himself will be invited to “Beans for Hillary,” but it’s unknown if the senator from Vermont will actually attend. After all, the 74-year-old is at that age where intentionally dropping ass and shitting your pants is separated by the slimmest of margins.
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