Freaky Sexual Fetishes You Never Thought Possible
A person sexually attracted to balloons. Subsets include “poppers” who get off on watching balloons pop, and “non-poppers” who are aroused by watching a balloon get blown up.
A person sexually attracted to bees, wasps and stinging insects. Someone totally misinterpreted the whole “bird and the bees” talk. Similarly, a formicophile is a person sexually attracted to insects crawling on one’s body, mostly the genitals, of course.
A person sexually attracted to farts. Cake farts, similarly, involve people who are attracted to girls who sit in cake and then fart. Klismaphile refers to a person sexually attracted to enemas, better known as poo water. In the same family are the coprophiles, who are attracted to shit. They’re the new Cleveland Steamers.
Ever wonder who got the ball(s) rolling on “wood” being a sexual reference? It’s possible it came from a xylophile, a person attracted to wood. Maybe those lumberjacks aren’t so lonely out in the forest after all. A dendrophile, too, is a bit of a tree hugger.
A person sexually attracted to haircuts and hair washing. It’s like an X-rated ending for “Rapunzel.”
A plushophile (sexually attracted to stuffed animals) who tends to make “modifications” to satisfy such a sexual fetish. This is taking furries, people who like to dress up as stuffed animals and have sex, to a frightful new place.
A person sexually attracted to statues or nonliving mannequin types, which is understandable if you have the most high-tech version of a sex doll. A hierophile is someone attracted specifically to religious or sacred statues. How’s that for awkward reasons not to go to church?
The attraction to yeast-risen foods, mainly sweets and pastries. We’re aware people have a weakness for donuts, but never have we seen this on a late night Yum Yums run.
A person sexually attracted to grandmothers with a motive for revenge. Granny effing? Say it ain’t so!
A person sexually aroused by vomit, or what is commonly referred to as a Roman shower. Some people get sick watching others get sick, but never did getting aroused ever occur….until now!