So There’s A Secret Room On Airplanes For Flight Attendants

While you fly on a plane, and while your knees are becoming acquainted with your chest as they are buried into it, flight attendants are relaxing and having a grand ol’ time — mainly because they have their own secret room.

Since a shitty movie and a bag of peanuts is all you have to lean on while you pray you can make it through your flight without having a panic attack, flight attendants can lean on the spacious, secret quarters that they have on that same plane you’re flying on. I mean, look at how they are mocking their passengers.

So There's A Secret Room On Airplanes For Flight Attendants

It seems Boeing 777 and 787 airliners have a hidden stairway behind the cockpit that takes the crew to a secret room, where they can talk trash about us and our desire for a second bag of peanuts.

So There's A Secret Room On Airplanes For Flight Attendants
This is where the secret room resides. Right above us miserable folks.

So There's A Secret Room On Airplanes For Flight Attendants
And here’s the secret staircase that’s paid for with all your fees, probably.

So There's A Secret Room On Airplanes For Flight Attendants
There’s even a sign that pretty much gives away there’s a room only meant for crew.

So There's A Secret Room On Airplanes For Flight Attendants
Oh, look, it’s better than your bedroom at home.

So There's A Secret Room On Airplanes For Flight Attendants
And even pilots get their own area, where they can read about current events they don’t care about.

So There's A Secret Room On Airplanes For Flight Attendants
Up to 10 flight attendants can fit in a room. Look at these gals just talking about who they would fuck, marry and kill.

So There's A Secret Room On Airplanes For Flight Attendants
These beds are pretty close together, though.

So There's A Secret Room On Airplanes For Flight Attendants
So close that these signs remind crew that only one person is allowed in each bed. So much for airplane fantasies.

So There's A Secret Room On Airplanes For Flight Attendants
Some planes have bunkbeds, where you can reminisce when you had them with the sibling that you now hate so much.

So There's A Secret Room On Airplanes For Flight Attendants
But the personal beds are better. Look at that creep taking it all in.

So There's A Secret Room On Airplanes For Flight Attendants
And this room looks like the room in a science fiction movie where operations take place.

In conclusion, passengers are still overpaying for a shit experience.

h/t UNILAD

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