There Are Two Different Types Of People In The World For Everything
Silent or Loudspeaker?
Cut It Straight or Diagonal?
Under or Over? (over obviously)
That Pizza of Yours With Crust or Crustless?
Bottle Up or Down?
Analog or Digital? (people still wear watches?)
Douche-Front or Douche-Back?
Do You Organize Your Apps or Let Them Run Wild?
Need One Alarm Or Need A Few To Wake Your Lazy Ass Up?
Screen OK As Is or You’re Wanting That Full Screen?
Still or Sparkling Water?
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