Weird News Keto Diet Is a Heart Attack on a Plate, Researchers Suggest Putting Down the Fat, Fatty by Erik Fontanez
Weird News Defeated Man Chooses Dead Pigeon as Street-Fighting Weapon Outside McDonald’s (and We’re Lovin’ It) by Erik Fontanez
Weird News Meanwhile in Florida: Man Arrested For Having Donald Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills, Biggest Law Broken Was Poor Taste by Erik Fontanez
Weird News Wine Will Save Your Pearly Whites, Enabling Study Suggests Reasons to Keep Pouring by Erik Fontanez
Weird News Meanwhile in Florida: Woman Sentenced After Pulling Alligator Out of Her Pants by Erik Fontanez
Weird News Fake News: Pasty Barista Fired For Slipping Pumpkin Spice Into Summer Drinks by Mandatory Editors
Weird News Scientists Developing Human Organs in Animals, ‘Cats’ Musical Slowly Becoming a Reality by Erik Fontanez
Weird News Woman Puts Octopus on Her Face, Wins Photo Contest (Reward Goes Toward Hospital Bills) by Erik Fontanez
Weird News Cyclist Travels World With Only a Bike and Cat (What More Could You Want?) by Ken Franklin
Weird News 7 Ways To Fight Climate Change (While Letting Everyone Know Just How Manly You Are) by Ken Franklin
Weird News It Has Begun: People Are Getting Microchip Implants to Replace Credit Cards by Erik Fontanez
Weird News Holiday Inn Takes Away Free Shampoo, The Only Perk of Staying at Holiday Inn by Mandatory Editors
Weird News Meanwhile in Florida: Dunkin’ Manager Hires Herself As Employee (of the Month), Pockets Checks by Erik Fontanez
