Weird News Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop ‘Vagina Candle’ Explodes in Woman’s Home, Successful Rebranding for Firecrotches by Nick Perkins
Weird News Meanwhile in Massachusetts: Lawmaker Wants There to Be a State Dinosaur, And the Will of the People Has Been Spoken by Nick Perkins
Weird News Daughter Outs Mom For Capitol Riots, And You Thought Last Christmas Was Awkward by Mandatory Editors
Weird News Meanwhile in Russia: Man Enjoys His Winter of Discontent, Eats Frozen Foods In Ice-Cold Water For Fun by Mandatory Editors
Weird News Trump Releases Ridiculous List of ‘Heroes’ to Be Included in Statue Garden by Mandatory Editors
Weird News Imperfect Timing: Tiffany Trump Posts White House Engagement Photo Day Before Her Dad Gets Kicked Out of Office by Mandatory Editors
Weird News Meanwhile in France: Thieves Steal $700k in Wine, Throw Bottles at Police During Getaway by Christopher Osburn
Weird News How Trump Has Aged Us: 10 Celebrities Who Look Like They Haven’t Slept in 5 Years by Mandatory Editors
Weird News Vermont House For Sale Features Jail Cells, Perfect For Demented New Mom and Dad by Mandatory Editors
Weird News Hackers Hold Penises Hostage by Taking Control of Internet-Connected Chastity Cages by Mandatory Editors
Weird News Battle of the Sexes: MAGA Bros Are Using Dating Apps to Brag About Capitol Riot Involvement (And Women Are Turning Them in) by Mandatory Editors
Weird News TikToker Mocked For Wearing Metallica Shreds This A-Hole to Bits With Guitar Licks (Video) by Nick Perkins
Weird News Capitol Rioter ‘QAnon Shaman’ Refuses to Eat Non-Organic Jailhouse Food (Who’s the Special Snowflake Now?) by Mandatory Editors
Weird News Don’t Get it Twisted: The Internet’s Best Reactions to Dumbass Getting Knocked Out with Twisted Tea by Nick Perkins
Weird News Capitol Rioter Outed to FBI by Ex-Wife (The Zip Ties Must Have Given Him Away) by Mandatory Editors
Weird News Meanwhile in Unfortunate Events: British Burglars Get Caught After Butt-Dialing Police, So Close Guys by Mandatory Editors
Weird News Melania Trump Awakes From Living Nightmare to Plead ‘Stop the Violence’ Days After Violence Ended by Mandatory Editors
Weird News Bad News: The ‘No Pants Subway Ride’ Has Been Cancelled, We Had a Good Run 2021 by Christopher Osburn
Weird News Capitol Prostester Rubbing Eyes With Onion Is Either a Crybaby or a Resourceful Rioter (You Be the Judge) by Mandatory Editors
