Weird News Spotted! Baboons Wielding Chainsaws and Knives, No Reason to Think Next Few Months Will Escalate by Nick Perkins
Weird News Meanwhile in Wyoming: Man Confesses to Sexually Assaulting Horses, No Word Yet If It Was Straight to the Horse’s Mouth by Nick Perkins
Weird News Meanwhile in Florida: Bear Responsibly Takes Out the Trash Can, Treats Himself at the End by Christopher Osburn
Weird News Sensible American Not Liking Odds He’ll Have Any Friends Left After November Election by Mandatory Editors
Weird News Scientists Exploring Giant Blue Hole In Ocean, God Knows What Else Other Surprises 2020 Has in Store by Christopher Osburn
Weird News 24-Year-Old Teacher Writes Her Will Before Returning to School, Trouble Deciding to Whom She Should Leave All Her Potential by Mandatory Editors
Weird News Cringeworthy Photos of Ghislaine Maxwell Hobnobbing with Famous Degenerates (Plus Jeffrey Epstein Definitely Killed Himself) by Jeff Kronenfeld
Weird News Good Man Returns $3500 After Accidentally Receiving Venmo From Stranger, Kept $20 For Beer Plus Asshole Mistake Tax by Christopher Osburn
Weird News Trump-Approved Doctor Touts Cure for Coronavirus; Watch Out For That Demon Semen, Though by Mandatory Editors
Weird News The Pentagon’s UFO Unit Has Discovered ‘Off-World Vehicles Not Made On This Earth’ by Mandatory Editors
Weird News Disney to Remove Racist Characters From Splash Mountain, America Hoping White House Follows Suit in November by Christopher Osburn
Weird News Venice Has New Gondola Weight Restrictions, Time to Shed That Quarantine 15 by Christopher Osburn
Weird News Trump Proposes Delaying Election on Twitter, We’d Rather Eat All Our Vegetables at Dinner by Nick Perkins
Weird News Basketball Star Lou Williams Leave NBA Bubble to Go to Funeral (Ends Up at Strip Club Like Any Other Funeral) by Nick Perkins
Weird News Rudy Giuliani Disgusted by Yankees Players Taking ‘Disgraceful’ Knee For Black Lives Matter, All This While Creating a Podcast and Going Publicly Insane by Nick Perkins
Weird News Airline Promises to Pay Funeral Costs If You Get COVID-19 In-Flight (But You’ll Be Dead So Who Cares) by Mandatory Editors
