Weird News John Kerry Says GOP Rep. Thomas Massie has ‘Tested Positive for Being an A**hole,’ Wins Tweet of the Year in March by Nick Perkins
Weird News Idiots in Kentucky Host Coronavirus Party, Now One of Them Has Coronavirus by Mandatory Editors
Weird News Woman Arrested for Stealing Car, Claims She’s Beyoncé, Wouldn’t Have Happened ‘If I Was A Boy’ by Nick Perkins
Weird News Meanwhile in Florida: Man Arrested Twice in Two Days for Impersonating an Officer (But Not a Gentleman) by Nick Perkins
Weird News Pooch on the Loose: Inventive Person Uses Drone to Walk Dog and Avoid Contamination by Christopher Osburn
Weird News Harvey Weinstein Contracts COVID-19 in Prison, Couldn’t Have Happened to a Nicer Guy by Nick Perkins
Weird News Super-Size Hoarding: North Carolina Sheriff’s Department Nabs Stolen Tractor-Trailer Carrying 18,000 Pounds of Toilet Paper by Mandatory Editors
Weird News People Are Going to the Source for Emotional Support, Their Christmas Decorations (Yes It’s Come to That) by Mandatory Editors
Weird News A Letter From the Editor: This Should Be Our Turning Point, Not Our Breaking Point (And High Time We Reconnect With Each Other And Ourselves) by Matt Branham
Weird News Mother-Daughter Team Up to Sell Dead Infectious Bodies, Strangely Only Charged With Mail Fraud and Hazardous Materials by Nick Perkins
Weird News GameStop Refuses to Close Stores, Apparently They’re Essential to People With Nothing Else Going For Them by Nick Perkins
Weird News Which is Worse, Slow Netflix or No Internet? EU Warns Streaming Might Break Us by Mandatory Editors
Weird News Two Friends Clinging Beers Together Stare Each Other Down With Questionable Glances Amid Social Distancing, Based on a True Story by Mandatory Editors
Weird News TP-Emergency: Oregon Police Plead With Residents to Stop Calling 911 When They Run Out of Toilet Paper by Mandatory Editors
Weird News Single Man Stuck in Foldable Couch Begs For Help, Friends Agree He’ll Be Alright by Mandatory Editors
Weird News Lifetime Introvert Enjoying Week Off From Making Excuses to Friends During Peak Social Distancing Season by Mandatory Editors
Weird News Good Dog Very Aware His Dad Working From Home Is Temporary, Works Extra Hard to Change That by Nick Perkins
Weird News Quarantine Moonshine: Portland Distillery Turns Waste to Free Hand Sanitizer by Christopher Osburn
Weird News Disappointed Boy Grounds Parents For Staying Out Too Much, Stealing Toilet Paper From Public Restrooms by Mandatory Editors
Weird News Meanwhile in Florida: Spring Break Beach Goers Keen on Being the ‘Florida’ of America’s Downfall During Crisis by Mandatory Editors
Weird News NBA Aborts Season After Coronavirus Case and Overall Desire For a Do-Over From Everyone by Nick Perkins
