Weird News Anti-Vaxxer Charged After Throwing Menstrual Blood in Court, Perfect Example For Why You Should Vaccinate Your Kids by Nick Perkins
Weird News Man Asks Judge to Approve ‘Trial by Combat’ With Ex-Wife, Potential Reality Show ‘Marital Gladiators’ on the Table by Nick Perkins
Weird News Meanwhile in Florida: Man Arrested For Hanging From Traffic Lights and Pooping on Cars, Stuck the Landing by Nick Perkins
Weird News Uber Jump Releases Three-Wheeled Scooters for Losers Who Are Also Uncoordinated by Nick Perkins
Weird News Study Finds Dads Hide From Family in Bathroom, IBS Now as Common of an Excuse as Glaucoma Is For Stoners by Nick Perkins
Weird News Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina Candle Sells Out, People Really Excited About Their Home Smelling Like They Just Had Sex by Nick Perkins
Weird News Charmin’s Pooptime Pal Robot Is the TP Retriever Pet Voted Most Likely to Record You at Your Worst This Year by Jeff Kronenfeld
Weird News Meanwhile in Florida: Disney World Characters Too Cute Not to Squeeze Without Consent by Ken Franklin
Weird News Uber Driver Takes Dump in Passenger’s House, Gives Zero Stars For Lack of Hard Candies and Body Spray by Ken Franklin
Weird News Meanwhile in Florida: Police Respond to Neighbors’ 911 For Screaming Woman, Turns Out to Be Parrot Sick of Cracker Life by Ken Franklin
Weird News Asteroids Heading For Earth! Nonexistent Space Force Says ‘Not Really Our Thing’ by Nick Perkins
Weird News Meanwhile in Florida: Woman Threatens to Get McDonald’s Sauce ‘By Any Means Necessary,’ Asking Deemed Perfectly Acceptable by Nick Perkins
Weird News Woman Threatens to Give ‘Black Eye’ to Breastfeeding Moms (And Their Babies), Absolutely No Recollection of Being Breastfed Herself by Nick Perkins
Weird News Texas Dad Upset With Son’s Haircut Shoots Barber, And It Wasn’t Even a Bowl Cut by Nick Perkins
Weird News Harvey Weinstein Faces 4 New Counts of Sexual Assault in Los Angeles, Not Including All Houseplants He Defiled by Nick Perkins
Weird News Instagram Model Raises $1M In Nudes For Australian Wildfire Relief (What Are You Willing to Do?) by Nick Fisher
Weird News Carnival Cruise Ships Collide in Titanic Fashion, Because When Has Anything Good Ever Happened on a Cruise? by Nick Perkins
Weird News Meanwhile in Florida: Naked Man Steals Car From Valet, Wasn’t Planning on Leather Seats by Nick Perkins
Weird News Dumpster Dive: Investigation Discovers Amazon Third-Party Sellers Who Repackage Actual Trash by Ken Franklin
Weird News Meanwhile in Florida: Mom Leaves Kids on Bus to Smoke Weed, Alternative Parenting Style Denied by Nick Perkins
Weird News Company With Period Badges For Female Employees Under Fire, People Aren’t Going With the Flow by Nick Perkins
Weird News Meanwhile in Florida: Bus Evacuated After Teen Hot-Boxes It With Axe Body Spray, Coins New Term ‘Douchebus’ by Nick Perkins
