Weird News Friends Cutting Each Other Out Over Social Distancing, Study Finds the Perfect Excuse to Ditch People Who Suck by Mandatory Editors
Weird News Meanwhile in Florida: Drunk Man Steals Bulldozer to Knock Down Biden-Harris Signs, Not Exactly Stealth by Mandatory Editors
Weird News Dunkin’ Manager Marries Favorite Customer, Here’s to a Lifetime of Refined Love and Sugar by Mandatory Editors
Weird News The Essential Don Jr. Guide For Successfully Sending a Sexy Message on Social Media by Mandatory Editors
Weird News Dodgers Justin Turner Wins Most Valuable Positive COVID Player With One Inning Left in World Series, Gets to Miss the Fun Part by Nick Perkins
Weird News Lindsey Graham Repeatedly Begs for Donations on Fox News, We Suggest Starting an OnlyFans and Earning It, Linds by Nick Perkins
Weird News Shoppers Shocked to See Dominatrix Walking a Man Through a Grocery Store Like a Dog, Totally Forgot It’s Halloween Season by Christopher Osburn
Weird News Date Fails: Woman Brings 23 Family Members to Her Blind Date, Guy Wasn’t Prepared For ‘That Many’ to Watch by Christopher Osburn
Weird News 6-Minute Mama: 9-Month Pregnant Woman Runs Impressive Mile, Meanwhile We Just Look 9 Months Pregnant by Christopher Osburn
Weird News RANKED! The Best Lines From Barack Obama’s Scathing Speech About Donald Trump by Nick Perkins
Weird News Debate Watchers Stunned to Hear Moderator Kristen Welker Is More Racist Than President Trump, Despite Being a Black Woman (His Words, Not Ours) by Mandatory Editors
Weird News Viral Photo of Mitch McConnell’s Dark Discolored Hand Shows He’s Rotting on the Outside Now, Too by Mandatory Editors
Weird News Cows Hate Video Calls as Much as You Do, Ridiculous Study Finds the Moo Point by Mandatory Editors
Weird News Baby Bear Steals Woman’s Pumpkin, Apparently a Little Confused About the Rules of Halloween by Christopher Osburn
Weird News Runaway Ice Surfacing Machine on Fire Looks to Be the Perfect Post-Election Ride of the Year by Christopher Osburn
Weird News Meanwhile in Florida: Man Faints in Heat, Firefighters Finish Mowing His Lawn (Hopefully Helped Themselves to a Cold Beer and Made Out With His Wife, Too) by Christopher Osburn
Weird News President Trump Threatens to Leave US if Biden Wins Election, Threatens Us With the Time of Our Lives by Nick Perkins
Weird News White House Embracing ‘Herd Immunity’ as COVID-19 Defense, Preparing Solo Cups of Kool-Aid As Well by Nick Perkins
