Weird News Funeral Mourners Get Stoned After Being Served Hash Cake At Restaurant (That’s How He Would Have Wanted to Be Remembered) by Nick Perkins
Weird News Woman Drenched in ‘Hot Diarrhea’ From Homeless LA Man, Gets Authentic Hollywood Experience by Nick Perkins
Weird News Donald Trump Jr. ‘Triggered’ By Fake Book Cover Swap (More Upset It’s Better Than His) by Nick Perkins
Weird News Meanwhile in Florida: Police Ask Man to Quit Calling About His Stolen Weed by Ken Franklin
Weird News Weird News: Woman Bumps Into Supposedly Dead Ex-Boyfriend, Who Doubles Down By Calling in Dead to Work by Nick Perkins
Weird News Cat on NFL Football Field Scores Touchdown, Miami Dolphins Desperate to Recruit by Nick Perkins
Weird News Meanwhile in Florida: Man Arrested After Having Sex With Stuffed Animals In Target; Expected More, Paid Less by Nick Perkins
Weird News Woman Lives to 108 Because She Drinks Champagne, She Thinks (But Can’t Remember) by Christopher Osburn
Weird News Meanwhile in Florida: Teen Attacks Family With Knife After Getting ‘Cut Off’ From Eating Tomatoes (God Knows How She’ll React Over Chocolate) by Ken Franklin
Weird News Iowa Woman Killed by Explosion at Gender Reveal Party, Still Unlikely the End of These Terrible Parties by Nick Perkins
Weird News Elon Musk to Replace Tesla Horns With Farts and Goat Noises (And Our Job Making Jokes Has Been Done For Us) by Nick Perkins
Weird News Weird News: TSA Finds ‘Like 20 Bags’ of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos in Woman’s Luggage, Claims It’s Not Easy Being Cheesy by Nick Perkins
Weird News Mind-Reading Device Calms You Down For Only $150, Says Guy Who Never Smoked Weed by Nick Perkins
Weird News Justin Bieber Removes Wife’s Wedding Garter With Sexy Beaver Teeth Move, Hundreds of Young Beliebers Expected to Be Hospitalized for Terminal FOMO by Nick Perkins
Weird News Iowa Man Scores $3 Million In Beer Money, Still Too Cheap to Buy Everyone a Round by Ken Franklin
Weird News Bold Apple Strategy Threatens to Take Away Your Internet If You Don’t Upgrade by Nick Perkins
Weird News Woman in Bloody Carrie Costume Horrifies First Responders After Car Crash, Can’t Tell If She’s Kidding by Nick Perkins
Weird News President Trump Hands Out Halloween Candy at White House, Terrifies Children Without Costume or Decoration by Nick Perkins
Weird News Millionaire LeBron James Says Family Displaced by California Fires, Worries Poor Fans Where He’ll Go With All That Money by Nick Perkins
Weird News New Jesus Sneakers Are Selling Like Holy Hell, Not the Sole Searching He Had in Mind by Ken Franklin
