Mandatory Funniest Tweets to Wrap the Week of 09-18-2020
Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarity that is still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum. Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry, you poor bastard. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
this looks like the photo they add to the headline FLORIDA COUPLE STEALS LION FROM ZOO pic.twitter.com/paLk46bKiy
— Matt Buechele (@mattbooshell) September 18, 2020
THE REASON I SAY MY ZOOM CAMERA IS OFF: technical difficulties
THE REASON IT'S ACTUALLY OFF: pic.twitter.com/7liOTi5Mfy
— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) September 18, 2020
When you're 4 Dewgaritas deep and Hoobastank comes on the jukebox pic.twitter.com/0ueR1VrBSN
— Moribund The Burgermeister (@IAmJRaff) September 15, 2020
Xbox One S
Xbox One X
Xbox Series S
Xbox Series X
Xbox Chain of Memories
Xbox 358/2 Days
Xbox Birth by Sleep
Xbox 3D: Dream Drop Distance
Xbox HD 1.5 Remix
— Elderly Frankenstein (@yourfavgrandpa) September 14, 2020
Old pic of Joe Biden and his wife Jill. pic.twitter.com/jMmGUcLd01
— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) September 15, 2020
Now that I have your attention
VOTE Nov 3rd!!!
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) September 15, 2020
Paul Rudd was right about Super Nintendo and he's never led me astray since. pic.twitter.com/HK1LnfbH6C
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) September 15, 2020
I love cinematographer humor: pic.twitter.com/nCqJypfiGb
— Zack Stentz (@MuseZack) September 14, 2020
Since "Goblet of Fire" is trending, I'm tweeting this for relevance…. pic.twitter.com/WjWigYXqWA
— Resident Stevil (@Resident_Stevil) September 14, 2020
robot (sweating): pic.twitter.com/P8znVFI9Af
— blaaaaaaaaaines (@blainecapatch) September 16, 2020
“How are you doing?” has never felt like such an attack.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) September 17, 2020
I haven’t worn socks in some time.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 16, 2020
Is anyone going to tell us when we are supposed to switch from shorts to sweatpants or do we just decide on our own?
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) September 17, 2020
Some of us can't bust a nut, and some of us have no nuts to bust, and that's okay!
— Dana Whissen (@DanaWhissen) September 16, 2020
My first job I delivered papers on rollerblades while listening to Limp Bizkit on my discman. It prepared me for nothing but a professional lifetime full of regret.
— Matt Micheletti (@onmattalon) September 15, 2020
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