Mandatory Funniest Tweets to Wrap the Week of 08-21-2020
Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarity that is still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum. Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry, you poor bastard. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
So September 2020 is Galactus https://t.co/Ta0LQvxrVK
— BossLogic (@Bosslogic) August 17, 2020
Just ordered an Impossible Whopper from Burger King and told them to add bacon so I could really blow their minds because I don’t really care anymore.
— Tony (@RandomVillain) August 16, 2020
“Dad, can I go outside and play with my fr….” pic.twitter.com/R8YWr3k9Ej
— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) August 18, 2020
Trump's prison guards are going to get so fucking tired of hearing about how the election was stolen
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) August 18, 2020
Trying to stay sane in 2020 like pic.twitter.com/a58kOABBPn
— The Walking Dead (@TheWalkingDead) August 16, 2020
Just started my own OnlyFans account, except instead of sexy naked videos, I post X-rays of my crooked spine.
— Dana Whissen (@DanaWhissen) August 20, 2020
Crazy how the government confirmed UFOs existence and no one cared lol.
— Damon Wayans Yunior? (@wayansjr) August 18, 2020
God I’m tired of hearing about hard seltzer
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) August 20, 2020
Few things have cheered me like watching Anderson Cooper own the mypillow guy.
— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) August 18, 2020
Before pandemic: I'm not sure I like birds.
During pandemic: [palms pressed to window] BIRDS.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) August 17, 2020
Don't cry because Shark Week is over. Smile because it happened.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) August 19, 2020
“Hello, God? Can I die now?” pic.twitter.com/ttxWlerk8K
— gavin (@gavinmind) August 21, 2020
My husband left a spoon in the ice cream container to make snacking easier.
I don’t think I could love him anymore than I do today.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) August 20, 2020
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could they didn't stop to think if they should." pic.twitter.com/USbyiJzh4a
— Matt 🎃swalt (@MattOswaltVA) August 18, 2020
How our corona response looks to the rest of the world
— Franchesca Ramsey (@chescaleigh) August 18, 2020
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