Ready or Not! The 16 Funniest Tweets About Reopening America
A cure? A vaccine? Who needs ’em? Everyone is so lonely and exhausted by all this COVID talk that even our leaders think: Aw, the hell with it, let’s start opening America! As lonely birds begin to flock back out to bars, beaches and other places they don’t belong, we turn to Twitter for the funniest tweets to express the lunacy of it all. Enjoy our the funniest tweets that perfectly articulate the madness, then join us in a solemn group farewell to America. Ready or not, here we come!
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America’s reopening strategy pic.twitter.com/15P1y3qeqo
— Mo Amir ॐ This is VANCOLOUR (@vancolour) May 13, 2020
Rest of the world when they see America opening back up#RIPAmerica pic.twitter.com/njvv7DrZFK
— TheMayor4U (@mayor4_u) May 14, 2020
Watching America reopening to greatness peace prosperity for all pic.twitter.com/OboBk1CZ3e
— BrightLight (@BrightL74464203) May 16, 2020
#RIPAmerica especially these days 🙃💔 pic.twitter.com/UvTjGVzGzF
— Rayan 🎮🃏 (@RayanMo57142510) May 14, 2020
5 scathingly funny cartoons about America's risky reopening: https://t.co/676CeaTFhR pic.twitter.com/gJ29ld8B2Z
— The Week (@TheWeek) May 16, 2020
Congratulations America! You wanted a TV reality show president.
Now you are all participant's on Survivor.#RIPAmerica pic.twitter.com/pPUTElHqvc
— Denise 🇯🇲🇨🇦 (@browncdngirl) May 14, 2020
#RIPAmerica me getting paranoid before I take a hit 💨 pic.twitter.com/qsI0YctYSD
— Jose Lopez (@jodye199x) May 14, 2020
At least we have a solid plan for reopening America. pic.twitter.com/e0pGBM1Gp1
— Motivational Terror (@Motivated2Die) May 15, 2020
*goes on twitter for some entertainment & positive news*
*sees #RIPAmerica is trending* pic.twitter.com/kFgB4AMujl
— meanuh (@HitDaKwong) May 14, 2020
#RIPAmerica 2020 in a nutshell. pic.twitter.com/cNTe6Sf7Ob
— Brittany Ann Oppenheimer (@OppenheimerAnn) May 14, 2020
There’s more covid in America than ever before but the country is opening up like it’s gone. pic.twitter.com/EMBPecFYLU
— sunde white (@sundewhiteart) May 21, 2020
https://twitter.com/_TrendWay/status/1263870098269495296?s=20
America COVID-19:
reopening: pic.twitter.com/Inngv85xat— Tom Zohar (@TomZohar) May 20, 2020
Dumbasses who want to "reopen America" but who also refuse to wear the masks that will facilitate reopening America are the most baby-assed whiny motherfuckers. "I want candy." "Then you have to pay for it." "NO, BABY WANT CANDY. INDIVIDUAL LIBERTY. MAH FREEDOM. I WANT CANDY!"
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) May 18, 2020
America reopening https://t.co/g44qjCzaeE
— JP (@jpbrammer) May 17, 2020
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