Dude Plays With Fire, Accidentally Sets Dick On Fire

I believe it was during one of my Uncle Butch’s famous rants in ’87 when I first heard the phrase, “If you play with fire, you’re going to get burned.” Ironically, he froze to death two years later when he passed out in the snow, but the point of the story is that he was speaking the truth.

Case in point, here we see a dude lighting a glass of alcohol on fire, dipping his fingers in it to light his cigarette and then picking it up to presumably drink it while it’s still on fire. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

Well, this:

The craziest part of the video might be the fact that he still held on to his cancer stick the entire time his penis was engulfed in flames. Here’s to hoping he uses a match or Bic lighter like everybody else the next time he decides to light one up.

h/t Barstool Sports

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