Fun Dachshund vs. Goliath: 15-Year-Old Dog Saves His Canine Companion From Mountain Lion Attack by Christopher Osburn
Fun New App Translates Cat Meows, Now Clearly Articulating Just How Much They Despise Your Presence by Christopher Osburn
Fun The Strange Monolith Found in the Desert Is Gone, Now We Have Even More Questions by Christopher Osburn
Fun Deer Pulls Ol’ Switcheroo on Hunter, Grabs Gun, and Runs, Coincidentally on First Day of White Trash Hunting Season by Christopher Osburn
Fun Meanwhile in Florida: Millennials Are More Broke Here Than Anywhere Else in US, Study Finds That Ironic Considering They Refuse to Stay Home by Mandatory Editors
Fun Massachusetts Man’s Deep-Fried Turkey Mishap Destroys 3 Homes (That’ll Be the Last Time He Hosts Thanksgiving) by Mandatory Editors
Fun Interactive COVID Risk Map Shows How Likely You Are to Catch It, Great Fun For the Whole Fam Damily (Like Clue Except the Weapons Are Coughs and Grandma’s Old Tissues) by Mandatory Editors
Fun Unfortunate Statue Restoration in Spain Bears Striking Resemblance to America’s Biggest Squatter-in-Chief by Christopher Osburn
Fun Grandparents Send Cardboard Cut-Outs of Themselves to Family, Grandpa’s Stare Says Finish Your Vegetables And Who Cuts Your Hair Ya Look Like a Little Girl by Mandatory Editors
Fun Meanwhile in Florida: Man Thaws Thanksgiving Turkey in Backyard Pool, Secret Ingredient Is Chlorine (And Maybe a Dash of Covid) by Nick Perkins
Fun Meanwhile in New York: Swingers Busted For Failing to Socially Distance, Apparently There’s a Strict ‘Hit It and Quit It’ Quarantine Rule by Mandatory Editors
Fun The Mandatory 20 Funniest COVID Thanksgiving Tweets (Laughs We Can All Be Grateful For) by Mandatory Editors
Fun Time Out! ‘Saved by the Bell’ Cast Poses For New Photo Full of Nostalgia and Reboot Streams on Peacock, Just What We Needed For the Lonesome Holiday by Mandatory Editors
Fun MAGA Man Arrested For Breathing on People in Front of Trump Golf Club, No Word Yet on Whether the Man Was Trump or Rudy by Christopher Osburn
Fun President Trump Happy to Continue His Tradition of Pardoning Fat Turkeys As He Pardons White House Thanksgiving Birds by Mandatory Editors
