Some Dude’s Farts Forced A Plane To Make An Emergency Landing

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Look, farting on planes happens. I get it. Whether it’s the cabin pressure or the $15 Chinese food lunch you just purchased inside the terminal, every person is different and likely has their own excuse for being gassy.

But according to The Inquisitr, an elderly overweight man aboard a recent Transavia Airlines flight from Dubai to Amsterdam was responsible for the pilot making an emergency landing in Vienna because he wouldn’t stop farting, and two Dutch men next to him finally got so fed up with his stank and disregard for other passengers that they began beating the snot out of him.

Even better than that story is the digital voice explaining what went down in the video below. For my money, it doesn’t get any better that hearing a robotic voice say, “The pilot was forced to make an emergency landing after a fight broke out when a passenger wouldn’t stop farting.” It’s pure gold, Jerry.

Let’s be honest. If the pilot is taking time out of his flight plans and interrupting the story he’s sharing with the copilot about the flight attendant he nailed in Dubai the night before to personally tell you to stop with your farts, you are a terrible human being who should be awarded zero points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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