Soccer Fan Urinating Between Two Cars Slips And Falls Into His Own Piss (Warning: NSFW)

England and Russia battled to a 1-1 tie in Marseille, France, on the second day of Euro 2016 last Saturday, but the most entertaining action might have taken place outside the stadium afterward when a shithoused fan happened upon that unfortunate moment where you need to find a bathroom in the next five seconds or you’re going to piss yourself.

With no restroom in sight, the dude somehow came to the conclusion that the best location for his massive puddle of piss was between two cars parked on the street. Let’s see how that worked out for him:

The good news for the public pisser is that other than the embarrassment of walking around in clothes that were soaked in his own urine, there was really no other punishment for his actions. And that probably had something to do with the fact that French police were busy breaking up a massive brawl between other soccer hooligans from both countries.

h/t Barstool Sports

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