Living The Extremely Delicate Art of the Dry Hand Job (And If It’s Worth the Hardship) by Ken Franklin
Life Hacks Is That Banana in Your Pocket Organic? And Other Updated Pick-Up Lines For Cultured People Who Hate Dating by Ken Franklin
Food & Drink Find Your Two True Loves Both This Valentine’s Day: Adopt a Dog With Coors Light by Ken Franklin
Culture The Pete Buttigieg Guide For Putting Your Pants on Two Legs at a Time (Even If You’re Too Big For Your Britches) by Ken Franklin
Fun Man Smokes Weed While in Court For Marijuana Charge, Should End Well After Learning From This Experience by Ken Franklin
